Somewhere a little past Bay City, a serious fog rolled in. Jeff was napping. I was driving. As it became thicker, I woke him up.
“Hey,” I said. “I have no idea where we are and it’s getting hard to see the road.”
“Well, geez.” Jeff said. “Why didn’t you wake me up and tell me?”
“I just did!” I replied. “Besides, you were sleeping.”
“Of course, I was sleeping,” Jeff reasoned. “Otherwise you couldn’t have woken me up.”
“Ok,” Mr. Calm continued. “I’ll just keep an eye on the yellow line over here on my side. Take the next exit and we’ll switch. I’ll drive.”
The next one came up quickly. The sign read ‘Pinconning.” We took the ramp, pulled into a closed restaurant lot, switched seats and sat there. It’d gotten much worse by then.
“Hmm.” Now, in the driver’s seat, Jeff sat stroking his beard. “The exit sign said lodging that way.” He pointed down the almost unseen road.
“We can’t really see,” I said.
“We can’t sit here all night,” he answered.
We didn’t have to go very far. About two miles on, a lit-up lighthouse replica blinked “Open.” Happily, there was a room for us. We happily took it. We wouldn’t be happy for long, though.
The non-smoking room smelled thickly of smoke and stale beer. The bed was bare of linens and there were no towels. Jeff was adverse to making waves of any kind, but in this case, it was necessary. He trudged back to the front desk, leaving me to guard the room in case there weren’t any others available.
Jeff returned with another set of key cards. We moved down the hall to a new overnight space. This one was clean, and we set about settling in.
I don’t know what it is about men and not closing doors when they pee, but status-quo, that’s what happened. By the time he was finished, I had already changed into my flannel pajamas. Not very romantic, I know, but it was October in Michigan and we were headed north.
When it was my turn, I washed my face, and brushed my teeth.
I don’t know what it is about women, but we do like to close the door when we’re engaged in disengaging. I started to close the door, but stopped short and yelled, “Oh, My God!”
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